by Satans Puppet on Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:21 pm
*SCREAMS* What is this filth?!?! This Drivel?!?!?! Oh I'm sucha fan of the original yatta yatta yatta... I'll stay true... Yatta yatta yatta....
READ NOT, For there be spoilers below....
HE's TAKEN away the Myers Mystique!!! No longer does it look like Michael came from a happy loving middle american home.... no he comes from a wailing hillbilly family in haddonfield, his sister is a bitca, his mother loves him lot, his step dad looks like he was lifted out of Devils Rejects, the script is plagued with hippies sticking their winkles into any girl that spreads 'er legs....
McDowells Loomis is like a damp cloth, at least in the original there was hysteria, panic.... there was an urgency that myers should never be freed but the message falls on deaf ears.... in this current incarnation of Zombies Halloween the new Loomis seems to coast along not really bothered about the fate of the people who could die at the hands of a released Michael Myers despite the words of protest slippin from his mouth...
It's BILE... Pure and utter Bile throughout the boys childhood, I LIKED the fact that MIchael seemingly came from a perfectly good home, that there was this underlying impulse of evil that drove him to kill his sister... to do what he does, to drive him to snuff out his blood line but with hillbillies and strippers now taking the fore in Michaels family life. The whole childhood years was a blatent way for Zombie to show off his wifes supposed acting ability and all it does is show her faults and poor ability on screen... it disgusts me that this whole segmant could have been over sooner had Zombie not been so obsessed with giving Sheri Moon some kind of martyr status in her portrayal of Myers mother, then the film may have flowed more smoothly.
THE RULES.... The original set the scale, talk sex, practice sex, drink or do drugs, you get sliced or diced so WHY are the first words that come out of Laurie Strodes mouth to do with Filth in response to a comment made by her mother? GOOD LORD.
The deaths seem lack luster and worthless, there is one vicious rape scene in the asylum but it wouldn't be a zombie movie if some poor girl didn't fear for her safety when some hillbilly janitor is around.
I HATE YOU ROB ZOMBIE!!!! PUPPY HAS LOST ALL FAITH IN YOU!!!
No amount of reshoots and cuts could make Puppy like this film anymore.... FOR SHAME.... Puppy sees you mr Zombie, puppys gonna kick you in the shins!!